Is your favorite candy stuck lingering three shelf spaces left of spotlight? Has a new candy caught your eye but seems to have failed to capture the hearts of the general public? (Does the general public have one heart or several?)
The Moko wants to hear from you.
Distraught that Bottlecaps might vanish, or that traditional LifeSavers are being edged out by CremeSavers? Why is it that Fifth Avenue chocolate bars are increasingly hard to find, and seemingly only available in super super size?
Let it all out. I'm here to listen.
The answer with the most supporting votes will get a bunch of the supremely underrated candy, Kin'pos-- however many I have remaining between the time I buy them and when I reach the post office to mail them to you.
Contest stays open until someone mentions Skittles.
At the risk of influencing their answers, here are my guesses for the types of candy my most vociferous readers will nominate:
The (belligerent) Cromulator – something crappy and tasteless.
The Blood Arm – something phallic and gummy.
Anders – something none of us have heard of.
Bikoko – something French, because he’s a nationalist and hates your imperialist candy. And you.
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