I’ve been doing this blog for three months now, and I have yet to get anything out of it. I mean, of course I am doing this all for you—to provide you with a daily two minute and twenty-two second (=average page view) respite from your candy-less jobs.
But I’m also doing it for me. And while I may have the occasional reader in Korea and Australia (who are you?!? Thank you! Welcome! Sit down! Have a Kin’po! But who are you?!?), not a single candy company has showered me with gifts in the hopes of gaining editorial favor. Granted, with subjects like “Is Kit Kat gay?” I can’t expect much from Nestle, but they’re evil baby killers anyway so what do I care? (Note to Nestle: there are ways to convince me otherwise, but make sure they involve Crunch bars and not Peppermint Crisp bars.)
So I’m thinking of using AdSense with the hopes that my tags and candy words will make the Google gods match up my content with candy providers around the world. And that then, because all of you will order at least three products a day via these ads, that those providers will stand up and take notice and start sending me the candy I rightly deserve.
I’m just warning you: AdSense is on my brain.
...That and a hot fudge sundae.
Categories: candy, evil, Kit-Kat, Nestle