- The freaky chocolate children of Moscow
- The long walk home
- Cadbury Offers to Pay £1 of Your Hospital Bill
- Poor Ireland gets stuck with Time Out
- Halloween in England
- UPDATE: My One-Month Plan to Seduce the Chocolate Man
- Cocaine is not Candy, Boys and Girls
- Turndown Service
- A Daily, 5-Second Vacation for The Chosen
Friday, August 18, 2006
Ze Art of Frenching (ak.a. Packaging is Everything II)
In honor of my book coming out, my mums broke her usual “Don’t Enable Moko’s Sugar Habit” rule and sent me a pack of goodies. (To be honest, mums, it really could have been a larger pack, but I do appreciate the gift and I think that one should always have Targets of Excellence. So let’s go for a bit more next time, eh?)
Anyway, item one—and a clear book tie-in—was Ze Art of Frenching Chewing Gum.
Who cares that it tasted like regular sugar gum? Who cares that there were only six tablets in the little box?
All that matters is that they made fun of the French. And even Bikoko knows that that is always funny.
Categories: gum, packaging, France