Sunday, October 15, 2006

Chocolate vs. Modern Dance



On the 16th day of Halloween my true love gave to me:

NOTHING! He gave me NOTHING!

And even worse, he’s refusing to accompany me to the Soiree du Chocolat—an event which mixes cabaret, chocolate cocktails, and women with sequins on their nipples! Who wouldn’t want to go to that?!?

Instead the chocolate hater is proposing modern dance.

Yeah, like I really want to go see people curled up in the fetal position, writhing about the floor while exploring mankind’s estrangement from nature.

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3 comments:

bikoko said...

and this post is to make him change his mind?

Moko said...

no, the post was to punish him. ridicule by the moko is the worst ridicule of all!

red bean said...

Your comment about modern dance is too funny. Does anyone truly understand modern dance besides the person who choreographs it?