- The freaky chocolate children of Moscow
- Cadbury Offers to Pay £1 of Your Hospital Bill
- Poor Ireland gets stuck with Time Out
- Halloween in England
- UPDATE: My One-Month Plan to Seduce the Chocolate Man
- Cocaine is not Candy, Boys and Girls
- The long walk home
- Turndown Service
- A Daily, 5-Second Vacation for The Chosen
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Trident Splash: more like a few drips of water
Day One of my return home to the mothership was spent sleeping. Sleeping and reading a complementary copy of People magazine. Did you guys know that a couple known as Ryan and Reese broke up and someone named Nicole Ritchie is too thin?
Day Two was spent exercising my British pounds of muscle in the stores of San Francisco.
Day Three took me to Walgreens, where I discovered this little gem: Trident Splash. The descriptor is that it’s strawberry gum with a lime-filled center. Sounds either really disgusting or the most exciting, candy-esque thing to ever happen to the gum world, right???
Well, the truth is it’s not much of anything. It’s just so-so. However, if you plan your first bite perfectly—squarely in the middle of your front teeth, with the two buck teeth slicing in two the center of the gum—then you really do get a burst of juice. That’s a very exciting feeling and I encourage all of you to try it at home. Now.
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