I’ve shrugged off tired Valentine’s Day and am already embracing frilly, flirty Easter.
And here’s how I’ve kicked off my latest love affair: the Smarties party time fun egg.
The package looks great—doesn’t it look like it’s bursting with Smarties?
The reality, however, is less pleasing. Basically they’ve taken an egg with a Milky Way-esque center (minus the latter’s great foaminess) and then thrown in three or four Smarties.
You know what I call this?
I call this a marketing ruse. I call this a bunch of lies. I call this an insult to Easter and its patron saint, The Chocolate Bunny!