- The freaky chocolate children of Moscow
- The long walk home
- Cadbury Offers to Pay £1 of Your Hospital Bill
- Poor Ireland gets stuck with Time Out
- Halloween in England
- UPDATE: My One-Month Plan to Seduce the Chocolate Man
- Cocaine is not Candy, Boys and Girls
- Turndown Service
- A Daily, 5-Second Vacation for The Chosen
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Lufthansa, I Lieben You Not
On yesterday's flight to Hamburg Lufthansa screwed me over twice, warranting a blog post and a resurfacing of my Moko Meter. Behold the evidence:
First, Heidi the Stewardess hands out meat meals to all. The meal consists of some sort of schnitzel fest, plus a Bounty chocolate bar. When Heidi reaches my seat, I politely remind her of my vegetarian meal request, and she smiles, then proceeds to hand me two slices of brown bread, apologizing for not having anything to put between the two slices. Worse, she does not give me a Bounty bar, despite my kind suggestion that Bounty's are vegetarian and that at least one--if not more--should be given to me.
Second, who gives Bounty bars as a dessert anyway? Even if I had been given one I would have been totally outraged.
What a cheap airline.
Lufthansa, I give you a 2 on the Moko Meter!
(P.S. I haven't figured out the range of the scale yet, but I'm sure 2 will be a low number on it.)