[Open with a shot of a bridge and lots of tall, blonde people that look like me but talk funny.]
- A 70 yr-ol man riding on the handlebars of his wife’s bike, while she pedaled furiously
- Three-three!—candy shops in the
- An artsy porn magazine—compliments of my hotel. The women are really large. Are the Swedes big into this?
- Lots of salty liquorice. It’s everywhere—even at breakfast! I even saw it falling out of a child's ears at the security check!