Friday, September 14, 2007

Stockholm, from the airport, in four sentences

[Open with a shot of a bridge and lots of tall, blonde people that look like me but talk funny.]

- A 70 yr-ol man riding on the handlebars of his wife’s bike, while she pedaled furiously

- Three-three!—candy shops in the Stockholm airport with nothing but Haribo and jelly candies!

- An artsy porn magazine—compliments of my hotel. The women are really large. Are the Swedes big into this?

- Lots of salty liquorice. It’s everywhere—even at breakfast! I even saw it falling out of a child's ears at the security check!

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