The Swedes are masochists and I have proof:
The Moko would like to leave the statement at just that, but she understands that some of you might think that that’s a rather outrageous claim to make without proof. So here you go. Let’s see if high school geometry can take us all the way to the equality property.
- Salty liquorice is disgusting. Everyone knows that.
- According to a recent study, salt consumption is highest from November to February.
- November to February is the period during which
is thrown into total darkness, with no light provided but by the glimmer of the synthetic halo of the country’s ubiquitous tanning beds. This is when Swedes have the highest rate of suicide. Sweden
So basically, during the worst months invented by whom/whatever invented things, the Swedes try to make themselves even more miserable by eating salty liquorice, and then finally end up killing themselves. I suppose that’s one way to deal with depression, and certainly one I may consider this winter if I’m still stuck living in gray