Oh la la! Oh la la!
Qu’est-ce que c’est? What is it?
C’est un cadeau ! C'est une surprise! Quelle surprise! Quel cadeau! Oh la la! Oh my , oh my!
Ouvre-le ! Open it!
C’est un chocolat ! Qu’est-ce qu’il est beau ! It's a chocolate! Oh how beautiful he is!
Quelle surprise! Il y a du Massepain la dedans! What a surprise! There is marizpan there inside!
Regarde! Il y a un message ! Look! There is a message! Surely since it is in French it must be about philosophy or love!
Oh. Oh, this is nothing more than a bunch of really bad jokes and I paid 4 bucks for this and I feel like a sucker.
4 comments:
I just got a bag of Voisin goodies. I thought there were nougats in there ... imagine my disappointment at pistachio marzipan or whatever that was.
No kidding, that joke-filled wrapper is no better than what you get in a 25-cent Carambar!
Could you provide a list of philosophical statements in French that would merit the price tag? I'm thinking Camus-Caramel, de Montaigne-de Marzipan, Chocolat-Chamfort.
Bon Bon Baudrillard?
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