Ex-Maclamity,Ex-Informed Reader, and all-around smart man Robin pointed me over a month ago to this article in his favorite daily paper, The Sun.
Keith eats around 12 Mars bars a day.
While I find that a bit gross (Mars bars?!?), it doesn't seem totally unreasonable. I had two Kit Kat Crunchies, two bags of choc.-covered Brazil nuts, and some chocolate cake on Friday---probably the equivalent of at least 6 Mars bars, right? So Keith's like an over-achiever but I don't think we should throw him in a circus and charge admission just yet. (Which is not to say I don't admire his dedication. I certainly couldn't do 12 bars of chocolate a day.)
But there was one thing that had me perplexed. It seems Keith also mixes Mars and vodka. How does one do this? Anyone?
Meanwhile, Mars was clearly excited about this man, but wanted to seem reasonable, said: "We encourage people to enjoy chocolate as part of a balanced diet.”