- The freaky chocolate children of Moscow
- The long walk home
- Cadbury Offers to Pay £1 of Your Hospital Bill
- Poor Ireland gets stuck with Time Out
- Halloween in England
- UPDATE: My One-Month Plan to Seduce the Chocolate Man
- Cocaine is not Candy, Boys and Girls
- Turndown Service
- A Daily, 5-Second Vacation for The Chosen
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Apologies for not having posted for a few weeks. I've been in serious recovery mode following a rather indecent Halloween festivus during which I average a pack of candy corns or Halloween pumpkins a day.
It's all because I didn't pace my Brachs consumption this year and instead decided to experiment by only only eating Brachs. So no bite-sized Snickers or Skittles fun packs. Just the artifical, sugary sugary sweetness of my beloved, seasonal Brachs.
I'm still not sure what my experiment accomplished in the grand scheme of things, but I do know that when I tossed the final candy corn in my mouth yesterday I actually had to spit it out because my body just couldn't take it anymore.
Could the Moko be weaned off sugar forever???
P.S. Even if I am forever off sugar, I'd still like to remind you all of the tragedy hitting American supermarket aisles. As I noted a year or so ago, Brachs' shelf space is on the decline: this year only Walgreens seemed to be selling them, which you know is a bad sign considering they are the only ones stil carrying Christy Brinkley cosmetics. If/when I recover I will launch a letter-writing campaign to our Congress. I hope you will join me.