Handy Google Analytics lets me know how people discover my blog. I had always thought it was my flashy multimedia displays, first-class photography, and frequent web awards for quality content that drew you all.
Nope, it just seems you all like German dicks.
According to Analytics, the top search terms that lead people here are:
1. Moko Wants Candy (no surprise there)
2. German dicks (??!!??)
3. Future of chocolate (somewhat apocalyptic sounding, no?)
4. Halloween in England (sadly, this doesn't exist)
5. Moko (my competitors are a friendly dolphin and a mobile phone company)
All theories welcome. I just don't know what to think about you people right now. So dirty!